Day 9
Dear Mom, I woke up from a horrible nightmare! I immediately concluded that strapping myself to Auntie Jane's heavy, fast moving piece of metal was not the wisest of ideas. Instead, I hopped aboard a very slow moving hay wagon.
I needed to get tough in my efforts to get home, so I rode the hay wagon to the MN Vikings Winter Park. Those Viking guys are the toughest dudes of them all! Or so I thought. Randy Moss and I parleyed over philosophy and other worldly issues whilst ingesting buttered scones and tea.
Mr. Moss is quite the deipnosophist who interjected some brilliant dialogue into our conversation. He told me the best way to get what you want is to just plow everyone over. I imagined a bull dozer would effectively do the job. So I fired it up and began to rumble down the road. Surely someone will listen to a shark driving a dozer!
Knowing the Vikings well crafted use of the media, I dozed all the way to NBC. Certainly a plea broadcasted with Paul Magers will be my ticket home! Mom, I'm coming home!
It is with much gusto that I must now go prepare my speech. After the thick blue stage makeup was applied, I went into the studio to become famous! I'll write more after I respond to all the fan mail!
- Blue Shark
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